“I did not have textual relations with that coniferist”

In recognition of his longtime friend and media spin merchant Rachel Glucina’s foray into serious journalism today over at Scout, our Dear Leader Kim Jong Key commissioned this commemorative piece of propaganda:

“I did not have textual relations with that coniferist”

Dear Leader Kim Jong Key Rachel Glucina

Thank you, Dear Leader, thank you.

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